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A professional who specializes in a system of therapy that involves treating the patient, often suffering from a personality disorder, with a dose of common-sensical advice aimed at adjusting said character flaws. This is usually done by questioning their motivations and career/financial goals while refraining from practicing negative reinforcement or punishment. Most patients resist and therefore continue down their current destructive path. Coined by Superfan Giovanni Giorgio on the Adam Carolla Show(1/17/13).
Adam Carolla: Hey Tara, when you screen the calls for tonight's Loveline, can you limit the suicide ones, please?
(Tara laughs while watching "The Simpsons" on TV)
Adam Carolla: HEY!! Let's focus. You've got a job to do. Now I was saying I'd like less-
Tara: You're not my boss!!
Adam Carolla: Whoa, someone's in desperate need of an emotional chiropractor.
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What someone says when they don't get to eat ice cream sandwich
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ICE CREAM SANDWICH
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When you're beyond friend zone with a woman you'd like to sleep with. Women tell you all details of their life including their sexual experiences and it puts you in an intense sense of depression.
Brad has been an emotional cuck to all of his female friends for weeks now.
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Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.
John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"
Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"
Then John cries.
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An emotional slut is someone who has feelings for more than one person at the same time. Like a regular slut sleeps with several people at once, an emotional slut may be in love with several people at once.
Amy: Christine is such an emotional slut.
Jenny: Umm, why do you say that?
Amy; Well she actually told me that she's in love with Josh...And Kyle. At the same time.
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Term first used by R&B singer Vivian Green in her 2002 single "Emotional Rollercoaster" from the album "A Love Story". It is used to describe the varied emotions that a person (usually someone you're in a relationship with) has you feeling for them. For example, your girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend. As much as you hate her for cheating, you can't help but keep loving her because she has you so sprung.
2.) When your emotions go up and down like a rollercoaster. For example, you keep slipping in between happiness and sadness.
Vivian Green: "Boy i'm so tired of you making love to me, and then disappearing so suddenly. 'Round and 'round it goes.
And I'm so tired of you pacifying me with promises you know that you'll never keep......I'm on an emotional rollercoaster loving you ain't nothing healthy; loving you was never good for me."
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Emotional repression is a way females try and come off as tough, badass, and charming without coming off as weak. Females who think that kindness is weakness tend to think that emotional repression is the way to go.
The girl child had now mastered emotional repression and was sure that people would quit being mean to her in her new tough, badass, and charming facade.
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