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Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"
When the girl has a vaginal discharge on his penis then Hav sex
My girl fried gave me an Oklahoma punundra
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Another name for tramp stamp! Mainly because the state only issues 1 license plate and it's placent is usually on or above the rear bumper!
That Dee Dee is a real slut ,did you see her Oklahoma license plate?
A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide
Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.
When a guy gets offended at the bar so he would rather be home getting fucked by a bull.
That guy got so butthurt, I bet he’s an Oklahoma steer.
Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.
*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."