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Lord Declan

Just Lord Carrol but more casual. He is the type of guy you can get into a white van with. Always take his candy.

Look it’s Lord Declan! Let’s get in his van!

by THE Daddy Declan Cult February 25, 2020


Lord Boards

Flat plain sandals much like the ones our Lord wore... hence the name

I feel lazy as shit today, I'm just gonna throw on some sweat pants and a pair of Lord Boards.

by 8box8 July 2, 2008

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


rust lord

A complete asshole, does the take he L dance on the spawn island, finishes you instantly then does the take the L dance. Fuck Rust Lords.

John: Is he finishing you?
Steve: He is a Rust Lord
John:Oh, so you were dead when you got knocked.

by March 25, 2018

28πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Douche Lord

Douche Lord, noun. Any human who has reached an unsurmountable level of douchiness; often the douchiest person one has ever known. A douche lord is the so-called 'king' ('lord') of douches. Should there be a town comprised solely of douches, this person would undoubtedly be elected President, Mayor, King, Il Duche, etc. dependent on the hierarchy of said town. Typically, a douche lord is one who possesses certain traits: lack of height, slicked back hair (ponytail optional), inability to speak English, KNOWN FOR STEALING INNOCENTS' PHONES OFF BATHROOM HAND DRYERS, monochrome attire, and general cockiness for no evident reason.

Common places where one can inadvertently stumble upon a douche lord: executive boards of healthcare companies (douchiness level can be measured according to picture appearing on website), happy hour at an urban brewery/bar/pub, IN THE KITCHEN AT STAGS HEAD, hosting a well-known reality television show, and other like-minded venues.

That fucking douche lord who works in the kitchen at this pub just stole my god damn phone off the bathroom hand dryer, where I accidentally left it!

by mrsbrady November 24, 2010

55πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Traci Lords

A pornstar from the late 70's and early 80's, infamous for starring in her first film while only 16 years old. Is almost single-handedly responsible for the modern-day porn industry's extremely thorough background checks.

Traci Lords films made before she turned 18 are today considered child porn, making them both illegal and at the same time highly valuable collector's items.

by The REAL 2wingo August 1, 2011

36πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is where catfishes and autistic children go to play without parents permission and is home to famous "eRP". The server is filled with 12 year olds who can't even type a proper sentence without "edgy" "lmao" "kappa" or "lol".

This is also a place where certain people pretend to be a horse, and end up fucking another horse infront of 20 people, then gets banned for it, but because one of the GMs (Cappy) got a good wank to it, the horse raper was unbanned.

"Hey im a hot 16 year old girl lol lets erp lol whats ur skype lol"
"ok lol, i'm only 13 kappa is that ok lol"
"lol ok lol ur edgy kappa"

Lord of the Craft is also know as LOTC.

by FuckyFuckFucker February 11, 2016

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Lord Beard

(Prop.N)
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.

2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars

3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk

" Hey it's Lord Beard, hide the booze"

by A.E. Dillinger December 13, 2006

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž