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The "Slow Tuesday": When you're screwing a girl reverse cowgirl and slap her tits, but just a little bit.
1: "Oh man, last night I was fucking Jennifer and I did the Slow Tuesday, it was fucking awesome"
2: "Shut the fuck up 1, no one cares"
1: " ): "
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Day on which new lingerie gets tried out in a sexual setting, often involving a lapdance and/or strip tease. essentially a great way to get back in touch after a trip away.
Dude i had such a Happy Tuesday last night.
or
Stacey gave me the best Happy Tuesday yesterday.
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The second day of the work week in which one or more consumes a large amount of an alcoholic beverage.
I can't wait to drink on this upcoming Tuesday Boozeday.
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Yet another dumb ass excuse to post random stupid bull shit on Facebook
I have nothing to do on a Tuesday so lets make every Tuesday a Transformation Tuesday and do something to change today.
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An awesome song by the band Leftover Crack.
Lyrics from Super Tuesday:
I pledge allegiance to no flag
top the bottle with an oily rag
we're buildin up an army fast
to destroy the pigs, break the upper class
I'm only one, this is my voice
but you're gonna have to make a choice
I don't care if you disagree
'cause this fuckin thing, it means the whole world to me
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getting trashed on a Tuesday; college slang for days of the week.
dude, i got so trashed on Trashed Tuesday !!
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An American National holiday, taking place every Tuesday. On this day, all the local chachoes put on their sandals and engage in tantric intercourse with whomever they please. The sandals are left on during sex to both increase fashion sense while fucking, also adding traction during those slippery bedroom situations.
Friend: "Yo you tryna fuck tonight"
Me, an intellectual: "Nah fam im waiting till Chaco Tuesday
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