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Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."

by soupersalad May 13, 2016

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Here comes the sun

1.) A song by The Beatles about both the 1968 England winter, as well as Sir George Harrison's temporary departure from the band.
2.) What you may say if you see the sunrise
3.) Japan on August 6th and 9th, 1945

1.) "Here comes the sun (do do do doo), here comes the sun, and I say, it's alright"
2.) "Oh, here comes the sun, fuckin bright"
3.) *Reenactment not found, everyone fucking died*

by ThatOneHumann September 27, 2022

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Yet here you are

1.A way of calling someone a hypocrite especially after receiving criticism.

2. Complimenting someone who has overcome adversity in their life

1. Guest: I don't know why you keep inviting me to these parties. The drinks are warm the food is bland and the people are all the same

Host: Yet here you are

2. Wow, when you asked me to invest in your restaurant, I never thought you would be so successful. Yet here you are

by Cheatmaster786 February 1, 2022


Homeslicing it on out of here

To leave an engagement, usually work, earlier than you should. To shirk your duties and leave your unfinished work in the care of others. To let down the team. To bail early.

"I saw Jessamine leave early! But these stories still need to be finished."

"Yeah, I guess she was Homeslicing it on out of here. I guess we have to finish that work."

by edtrickster June 28, 2012


You’ll be here soon.

the next sentence you hear after “close your eyes*
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??

Do you want to jump?
Close your eyes. You’ll be here soon.”

by Silly lil fella July 27, 2023


Insert Funkytown Here

Normally said during a fight or a seizure. It can also be used during an earthquake, tsunami, or violent scene in a horror movie when the killer is hacking and slashing. Its also used when somebody starts dancing when there's no music. It was made by a you-tuber named MasheyPotado. look him up

OH NO ITS AN EARTHQUAKE! HA! insert funkytown here.

by MasheyPotado March 16, 2020


now here's the thing

A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.

Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.

Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-

Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.

Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.

by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016