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The act of masturbating.
Zach went to bathroom to “catch a jerk”
When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.
Person 1: Man last night was crazy!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
When you're feeling really down about something but you wanna get a quicky in.
"Dude, I was thinking about her again...
I just needed one bad, so I just sad jerked it."
When one’s electronic devices get stolen except for an old Nintendo 3DS XL while being unnaturally horny. Their only option is to navigate to their preferred pornography site on said 3DS and masturbate under a bed without lubricant ejaculating into a sock.
Person 1: Bro my Dad took my phone last night and I had to beat my meat so bad.
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!
Anytime an individual is searching the internet for any form of porn while masturbating in between videos to keep the feeling of euphoria alive.
Mitch: Hey Jasmine have you ever done a search & Jerk?
Jasmine: Search & Jerk?!
Mitch: Yeah!! It's when you're looking at porn and jerking it between videos!
Jasmine: OMG totally! I did it all day yesterday!
di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce
Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?
When a man with a puddin figure cant get laid he resorts to driving to a quarter vacuum machine sticks it to his neck while jerking his chicken..
man why not try the tennessee jerk puddin said its great...
