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Half-past Hell

A term used to describe a place that experiences high temperatures and humidity for prolonged periods of time, usually in the triple digits.

Tim: Man, it's been 107 degrees for the past week!

James: What do you expect? We live half-past Hell!

by Kresnik June 8, 2011


glue stick pasted

When your so wasted that you pass out and your drool sticks your face to an object

We found this dude all glue stick pasted to the kitchen floor the next morning he must have been white boy wasted

by cornwallis32 December 20, 2011

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Pseudopredictive future-past

A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.

"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.

by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011

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Way past cool

A phrase used to describe something that is too cool to be described with simply the word cool.

The phrase originates from sonic underground.

dude 1: Have you played sonic generations yet?
dude 2: Ya man, it's way past cool!

by the big bad man June 19, 2013

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Copy and Paste Complex

It is were someone who knows nothing about a subject and just copies and pastes the first argument they see that agrees with them when they go on google. Regardless of the source not having any reputation at all like www.RFIDruletheworld.com.

Though these people normally have no idea what they are talking about nor have they researched the subject at all they will turn blue in the face defending it cause a youtube video said so.

These people generally believe themselves to be of a higher intellect, but come off as stoners who have not been sober for over 24 hours in years.

They will offended attack people on a personal level once their nonsense runs out, and say things like, "EDUCATE YOURSELF," or, "WAKE UP," in an attempt to make the opposite party feel stupid. They also repeat the same non facts again and again and claim they are facts regardless of evidence to the contrary.

"Oh my goodness Jack yes it does!! Just look it up. It even says in HR 3200 "a class II device that is implantable". Implantable RFID chips are a Class II device. An Implantable RFID chip is classified as a class II device by the FDA. You can look it up!! ObamaCare Facts, "There is no mention of a mandatory RFID implant in the Affordable Care Act, but there was in an early version of the law HR3200". HR 3200 included a section that allowed for data to be collected from all class II devices (which includes RFID chips). I'm repeating a simple fact over and over. Just go to fda.gov and educate yourself." Jess says.

"Wow Krissy you got a serious Copy and Paste Complex!" Jack laughs.

by Yolo_McSwaggin August 15, 2014

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Half Past Never

A reference to a time that will never come.

A: What time is good to meet you here at??

B: Let's try half past never.

by J. Malik April 11, 2006

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Not Past Me

When one is trying to get past someone in a game of sport and stopped in doing so by defence.

I'm going to score from here!!! not past me mate, take something special to beat me from there.

by Paul Pluckrose November 14, 2007

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