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Pads for people who have LBL (light bladder leakage). Not to be mistaken for period pads, poise pads have absorb lock cores, anti-leak sides, and scent control. The colors are purple, blue, and white and they come in huge pink packages. Can hold up to 2 cups of urine.
Gigi: oh snap....anybody got any pads. aunt rosie is visiting.
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!
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"I got a nice studio apartment now in the Village, and it's not only a cool bachelor pad, but I also sleep ON my very cool bachelor pad every night."
-- Posted on a Tokyo bulletin board in Ikebukuro, July 2, 2009
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knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.
yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.
knee pads on a first date is HORNY!
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A crash pad is the back of a hippie or a stoners van where they hit bongs with friends and they have a good time, this may be a VW ore a transit with a mattress in the back and a lava lamp.
stoner: lets go get stoned off our face in your crash pad
hippie: ye man
stoner: wow I'm floating
hippie: wow this is far out lets pop some pills
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Refers to the apparent increase in muscle mass shortly after a workout. In some cases it may be used to say that a person is working out, often before an event when taking your shirt off is appropriate. ie. boating
bro: I just fired up the engines, called some girls and threw some beers in the boat. Get your ass out here.
Dude: Give me 30, I need to hit Gold's and throw my dude pads on.
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An Apartment at Radford University where many nights of debauchery, dancing, and rounds after rounds of shots go on.
Rocky is going to the E-PAD to party his ass off.
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The darkened, areola area on a woman's breast.
Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other!
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