corn people

People's that live in the holy corn field

Did you see them corn people

People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

Getting People

Driving around town bumping hard, while passengers obnoxiously hang out of the window and try and instigate reactions from bystanders. Very amusing.

I'm bored, there's nothing to do.
I don't know, how bout we spend the night driving around just getting people?

Yo crank it crank it, get this guy!

Look, an old bi*ch, get her!

A dog, get it!

Foster the People

The best fucking band out there. Their albums are: Torches, Supermodel, and Sacred Hearts Club

You ever heard of Foster the People?
No, is that rap shit?
No.

Gay people

Gay people are people who look up gay people

Gay people are gay

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Fake people

Someone who talks behind someone’s back then smile in their face like nothing happened 2 weeks/months ago.

Fake people:
Ashley to Brittany: omg do you see Annas boots lmao, she looks like she got them from the dollar store.
Brittany to Ashley: Righttt! Also did you smell her breath it smells like assholes.

Laughs together
4 months later
Ashley to Anna together: Hey Anna, you look really pretty today.I like your hair.

Ashley to Anna: Righttt! Do you want to come to the movies with us tomorrow night?

Anna: Sure guys, that’s really nice of you!

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people's-champion

(n) someone who lost a contest but considered the winner regardless, especially in the public eye.

The underdog boxer surprised the crowd by finishing the match; though he lost via the judge's score, the fan's considered him the people's-champion.

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