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A falcon Pinch is the act of Making A woman Bleed from the Vagina. Involving Inserting the thumb and first finger. Reaching to the top if the uterus, Pinching it and pulling it as far down as you can before releasing.
Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.
I totallay gave Conor's mum a Falcon Pinch last night and she bled Enough for 100 Tranfusions.
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!
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It is when you plow a chick sideways in the pooper while pinching her buttcheeks together and proclaiming your male dominance.
John gave Emily the Pittsburgh Pinch after the prom.
Tina said, Come here Tyrone and give me that old steamy Pittsburgh Pinch since you got me those nice cubic zirconia earrings.
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Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.
Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?
Hes a pinch hitter!
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AKA "artificial harmonics"
An electric guitar technique in which the player slightly touches the string AFTER picking a note. The fundamental sound of the note will be effectively cancelled, producing a high-pitched, chimelike harmonic squeal in any position on the fretboard.
Often used to "spice up" rock and heavy metal songs, when overused they are a great way to disguise terrible playing and/or writing.
Zakk Wylde is a fucking dipshit and horrible guitarist who covers up his shitty playing/songwriting with excessive pinch harmonics.
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the act of sitting on the crapper and dropping a hot long steamy one out of one`s ass... in mid-action squeeze the cheeks thus clamping the hot log hanging into the bowl... then stand up a bit and start girating in a circular motion paying close attention to spread an even layer around the rim of the bowl...
hey don`t go in there... i just pulled a pinch and paint in the little boys room and it ain`t pretty
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1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.
"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."
"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."
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