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mary jane's pleasure lane

The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.

Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.

by DS612 December 3, 2008

34πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.

a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.

by george lawford August 28, 2006

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Double Decker Nutty Pleasure

something unbeknownst to man, only know to be involving two people, nuts, and lots of pleasure.

Joe and Nick researced for years, but could never find the true meaning of the Double Decker Nutty Pleasure.

by nixxxxxxck October 22, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


whatever pleasures your treasures

When someone does something you disagree with but you don’t really care. Similar to the saying β€œwhatever tickles your pickle.” ( The word treasures is pronounced the way Fred from the hit series Scooby Doo would say it)

David: I’m going on old man Richard farms to fuck his goats
Me: Whatever pleasures your treasures

by TheBoisAreBack March 8, 2019


Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's.
Beretta: Okay :D
_________________

Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*

by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Sideways for pleasure, straight for results

A way of easily finding your friend in a crowd by simply yelling to your hommie starting this phrase and having your bro complete the phrase. This can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or just a leisurely shout out when in a crowd.

Hey Jake!
Hey Alfonso, remember man, sideways for pleasure, straight for results! See ya later.

by The Big Thicc August 11, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


lunch-break pleasure boy

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.

Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž