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verb, to get an erection with a person on your lap
She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.
Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.
The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.
Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!
Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.
“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”
A pocket where a man can safely hide his boner from the death vision of the Female race within his pants
Dude, Melina was shaking her ass, I had to put my boner in my tuck pocket.
1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment
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Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
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Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...
A crime of stealing things out of people's pockets
I witnessed a pick-pocketing at the station just now.
A flame producing device that is most commonly found in the pocket. A lighter.
Knight One : 'Wouldest thou pass me the pocket dragon most noble sir?'
Knight Two : 'Verily good sir, butest only if thou passeth to the left'