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When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.
She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."
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Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air
Bro I can’t wait for that polar bear jerk circle next winter
Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.
Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.
Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.
Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.
Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder
Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.
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A level of psychosis that causes a person to change from nice and polite to rude, manipulative and deceptive.
I noticed that Sally was showing signs of JPS when she offered to help me with my homework and then later denied me that help.
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A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.
I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?
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A unit of study in General Specialist Math. It involves maping out points on both Argand diagrams and basic cartesian planes.
"Complex numbers" involve a set of Real (Re) and Imaginary (Im) numbers. Imaginary numbers are represented by the letter i and are represented on a Argand diagram.
polar coordinates and complex numbers are useful for solving other geometric equations
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A variation of the bloody polar bear.
In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!