When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.
I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?
A person/thing who looks exactly like a poodle.
Barbara, why are you so obsessed with that poodle dude?
James is a weird poodle dude, don't you think?
A female known to have a heavy thick wavy curly bushy boasting muff in her britches!
That girl got sum poodle panties son! She had hair bustin out her zipper!
A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.
Slight dripping can occur be warned
Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!
Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking
Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.
Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"
when you have sex with your wife in doggie position while they are vomiting into a toilet
Rachel was so sick last night, but I still gave her the puking poodle.