Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.
John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"
Ezra: "Yes, you may"
Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.
Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.
A best friend who's one in a million.
I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.
It's a poodle from Marocco, but gay
George: shit fam, look at that moroccan poodle, it's so gay!
The visible pubic hair seen out the sides of a woman's bikini.
Did that woman lose her razor? She has massive panty poodle.
The pubic hair seen around around a woman’s bikini line of her bathing suit.
Your mom must have lost her razor months ago, you can’t help but notice her panty poodle from across the pool!
When your labia sticks out slightly more like the tongue of a thirsty poodle
My thirsty poodle is tucked away