pot comet

When you are smoking the last bit of pot in a pipe, and one of the hot ashes shoots through the bowl and hits the back of your throat. Can usually be seen as a bright orange ball flying through the length of the pipe if it is made of glass.

*coughing* Dammit! That pot comet just burnt the shit out of my throat...

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Pots and pans

1. The way people celebrate a major win, or new years eve, banging pots and pans together to make noise without the fireworks.
2. As an ice breaker in a greeting.

Hey man, great to see you again, pots and pans! Word order can be rearranged.

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pot noodle

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

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go to pot

To become worn or shabby; to fall apart.

This phrase comes from the idea that an animal that is no longer useful is eaten after being cooked in a pot.

Ted has really let himself go to pot since his college days.

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Tea pot

1.An extreme camp stance as described in the song "I'm a little tea pot".
One hand is on the hip, the other hand held at shoulder height, but with a limp wrist.
2.Someone who displays stereotypical campness.

1. "Here mate you're standing like a tea pot"
"Oh shit! Cheers mate"

2."That bloke who just put The Village People on the juke box is a right tea pot"
"You're right, shame there's no Pet Shop Boys"

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chum pot

Noun - A word used to describe a woman's vagina during menstruation in a sexual context.

Adjective - A derogatory term used to describe some one meaning a menstruating vagina.

Etymology -
The term is believed to be based on the idea of a pot full of bloody fish parts (chum) which are typically used when fishing for carniverous fish, such as blue fish or sharks.

i.e. N. Remeber that chick i was talking to at the bar? She had the chum pot going on, i had to wear a rubber and a garbage bag to complete the mission.

Adj . Bill stole my pizza, that guy is a real chum pot.

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slosh pot

A victorian term for a lady who is extremely friendly. In the act of fornication one would very well slosh about in the pot. Still not as desperate as spacker baiting

she was a smashing slosh pot, both boris and I enjoyed her at the same time. What a slippery treat!

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