His voice can turn into a 12 white year old girl, then into a 30 year old black man in a matter of seconds, Talented bastard
Also resembles gary coleman
Holy shit is that gary coleman?
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Donald Trumps Son but no one could know because people will start 9/11 in 4/20. He tells People he puts on makeup but he doesnβt the skin that he says is real isnβt real thatβs the makeup. He was born an Orange. The secret is out... He hangs out with under age girls
Sebastian Bails is a orange...
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Eggs sebastian is a sexual manouevre involving two males. The first male puts his testicles between his legs (presenting the eggs) and the second proceedes to both stimulate the erect shaft, finger the anal sphincter and imitate eating the scrotum. The move has featured in a few recent gay porn films, and is very popular between male couples.
Trent proceeded to give an eggs sebastian to his new boyfriend to show him what a dynamo he was in the sack.
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A Catholic, all-boys, Independednt League School In Needham, MA. While many make fun of Seb's kids for being arrogant and full of themselves, that's more of the Independent School stereotype, as most Seb's kids do not fit into this category, and realize that they do not own the world.
The kids at St. Sebastian's keep to themselves, and are not as preppy and arrogant as kids at other Independent Schools. If you actually knew Seb's kids and didn't just repeat a stupid thought from someone else, you'd know that.
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brah 1: Hey dude, I was looking for pictures for a spanish project, and I came across "bonnet" this naked dude/
brah 2: ewww gay! *googles sebastian bonnet*
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a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer
johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach
bach ---> back
"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"
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This dude wears Sandals with socks.
If that doesn't prove he's insane, I don't know what will.
Stranger: Who's Linus Sebastian?
Me: To many, a psychopath.
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