secret ingredient

to add to a food or item.

1)i added a secret ingredient. its love....my love

2)do these brownies have any secret ingredients???

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Secret Lover

A person you are currently having sex with, which you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

"Don't tell anyone, but I have a secret lover."

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secret hipsters

A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.

Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.

Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.

Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters

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secret nudist

Someone who likes to be nude, but not around other people. He/She often takes off their clothes when they are alone at their house and not expecting anyone.

When his parents aren't home, Jim takes off his clothes being a secret nudist.

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Secret Bullshitter

Someone who makes up bullshit stories and tells them to people saying " Its a secret, dont tell anyone " often refered to as a cunt.

1st person: Hey Guess what i've heard, but you cant tell anyone "

2nd person: (thinks to himself) oh, here we go, another secret bullshit, stupid secret bullshitter, what a cunt!

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Secret Jesus

Same concept used with Secret Santa during Christmas where everyone draws a name out of a hat and gifts the other person. Secret Jesus is used when participating with a Christian family primarily because Santa is believed to be of the devil and the gift exchange happens on New Year because Christmas Day is reserved for Jesus.

Person 1: "Hey, are you doing Secret Santa with your family this year?"

Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.

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secret annex

A group of same sex individuals, that enjoy partaking in a series of sexual acts to one another, usually takes place on a low floor in a household so moaning and other sounds can’t be heard

Hey Nate, you ready to get fruity and suck some dick at the secret annex tonight?

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