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When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.
If I take a Blatian shower, I can clean my booty hole and the bathroom floor
Using a detachable shower head and mounting it cowgirl style , usually with it set on pulse.
You were in the bathroom for an hour, you're smiling and your hair is dry. Did you just take a cowgirl shower?
A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.
I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.
When your allergic to water or have an autoimmune disorder and try to relax and take a nice shower
Person 1: how are you doing
Person 2: well I just took a hydrofluoric shower
When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.
This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me
An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.
The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.
A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?
Joe : because he is such a shower jack