Shut the fudge up

A innocent way of saying shut the fuck up!

Random girl:You will not believe it! *Points to schools slut*

Me: What?

Random girl: Her ass pregnant!

Me: SHUT THE FUDGE UP!!!

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shut the fuck up

the average-basic fifth grader "shut up", turns into a upgraded version normally to do with someone being very annoying or talking shit.

HAHAH you suck at c.o.d!
shut the fuck up before i take a shit on your face

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Shut the fuck up

you should try it

you: existing

me: “shut the fuck up”

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Shut the fuck up

Something you should probably do

you: *existing
me: “shut the fuck up”

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Shut the fuck up

A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.

Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up

Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito

Me: Shut the fuck up

Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Shut The Bitch Up

Stop Bitchin

“man i hate carrots”

“SHUT THE BITCH UP!!!!!”

SHUT THAT KEY UP

Something you shout when someone is being extremly loud in opening a door.

Person 1: WILL YOU SHUT THAT KEY UP?
Person 2: Sorry, its a new lock!

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