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The act of passing gas undetected while having sex and it smells REALLY BAD
Man, I knew I smelled something! You just gave me a SILENT BOB!!
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When you expect a text back from someone, without wanting to add 'TB' at the end of the message.
Timmy: Night Julie, just wanted to tell you that I love you and want to be with you for the rest of my life. XXXX
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Timmy: (an hour later) God dammit that text so obviously had a silent TB at the end!
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when a person notices an item of theirs missing and finds it in another persons possession. upon finding their item(s) they will see that it was obvious that that person was going to take it without giving it back. that is when the owner of the taken item(s) realises that the other person owns an item that they like, that's equal or lesser in value to the item that was taken. this swap basically remains unspoken of by the two parties involved. in the end everyone should be happy, they both get something new that they both like.
syd: jackie has my (JC Penny's Nicole Miller top) that i lent her, folded up in her suitcase. well wait, she owns an (Express) jacket that she got half price that i always thought was really cute. well do a silent trade!
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Receiving a Blowjob under a blanket from a girl, but she must be quiet hence, the blanket is a silent hill
Girl give me a "Silent Hill," whats a silent hill? Just go under the blanket and be quiet when you give me some head, hence a silent hill.
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when you locked up this is the time whens its best to shut the fuch up or get restraint..
yo knucle head its silent period so shut the fuck up unless you want a rug burn..
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A light attribute spellcaster duel monster in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Paper Wii: Silent Magician is so kawaii~!
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A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.
As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.