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A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.
Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.
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Some new branch of the god damn military that uses space shit. Every person who enlists becomes a fucking power ranger. Who wouldnt enlist?
"Mom! I want to go to the military!" -gaywad 9 year old "No, unless you become a power ranger because the space force is useless!"-gaywads mom
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I heard ashley was using space racism as justification for rejecting Johnny
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that one chick who really fw space and galaxies
(Girl1): you know lanie?
(Girl2): no ?
(Guy1): she’s in my computer class...she’s such a space bitch
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Combining the BuzzLightYear and Monkey Face gives you the monkey in space. Shave your pubic region and fill a fish bowl with the hair. At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum on her face, shove the fishbowl over her head and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and screaming "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!
She flew through the air like a monkey in space!
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The area of the cleavage where cookie crumbs, or other such food items, often fall during consumption.
Sarah was eating when a bit of brownie fell into her cookie space.
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An aptartment in Somerville, MA known for hosting large and elaborate theme parties.
I lost my dignity at the space machine.
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