squid hunter

A male that is only out to get laid. The woman's pussy is described as a squid and all he wants to do is hunt down the squid and poke it. ( See Poke Squid).

That Craig is always on those dating sites being a squid hunter. He thinks he is going to poke squid this weekend.

Squid The noob

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squid fart

Whenever you and your significant other are getting it on under the covers and then you feel that he/she is wet, get even more turned on.. then you realize she squirted and shit herself all over the bed. She squid farted.

I was getting really horny because I thought I was getting her really wet, but she actually squid farted under the covers.

drop squid

The metaphoric ejaculation of semen due to over excitement, or extreme happiness.

Or the term can be used in the literal sense.

There is so much taned leather and brass on that toaster a steampunk junkie is libel to drop squid.

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I was getting real hungry you see?, so I just dropped squid on her back and ran to micky D's..

Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

Dill Squid

A term for a white fatass

Bro that obese dude is such a Dill Squid!!!!

Squid Thong

When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.

Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong