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A little kid who licks off all the frosting off a cupcake.
ohh there goes sally lick off all the frosting on that cupcake shes really a cupcake stripper
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You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular
catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly
level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she.
Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.
INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.
IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"
IB1:"PSP?"
IB2:"PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX.She's on her best behavior...until she moves in.Then
the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."
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Someone whose divine cause is to strip, strip, strip.
A d2 paladin is a holy stripper, so is the sorceress cause of the angel's, arch-angel's prefix.
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When a former stripper (or current stripper) utilizes the act of extreme stripping (hooking) to solve their financial problems.
Ted: Dude, Sandy is having a stripper logic week.
Tom: So, when's the gangbang and how much is it?
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it is a condition occurring when a stripper has been working a long shift and perhaps did not totally 'clean up' after a bathroom break. some feces particles remain 'caked' around the anus of the stripper and become cast off or shed when certain maneuvers are performed to extract a folded up $1 from a lucky patron's mouth while lying on stage.
(patron gets off stage)Friend: Damn, you been eating a fudgesicle?
Patron: Nah, i guess she had stripper ass.
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When a bachelor picks up a stripper for a one night stand and before he knows it she is living there.
Dave: Hey who was that sweet thing over at Tom's place?
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.
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The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.
Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.
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