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To me a suicide fart is the big giant fart you accidentally let out right before you sit down on the toilet, knowing that you have to sit down and put your nose right in the nucleus of the stench. This happens just after you pull down your pants, and right before you sit down, usually when you are frantically trying to line the toilet seat, and you are contemplating sitting on the toilet bare assed because you're about to crap on the floor. Trapped there on the toilet with your pants around your ankles there is nowhere to go and it smells so bad you almost die.
Damn dude, I couldn't get the string untied on my sweat pants and I almost shit my pants and right as I was sitting down I bombed myself with an egg suicide fart
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Secondary suicide is when someone has given up on life. Someone who is suicidal but is to afraid or not willing to take their own life’s because of religious beliefs or because of not wanting those they love to not feel as they have did something wrong or to blame theirselves.
A secondary suicide is someone who is patiently waiting for death but not seeking it.
They have givin up on trying to make a good life they are just constantly going through the motions. But will never show or say anything about how they feel because they don’t believe they deserve to be worried about. They believe they are nothing and will never be nothing and that no one will ever love them, so they don’t trust people who claim to care/love them they believe that it is impossible for someone to genuinely care for them so they constantly feel alone, sad, usually depressed and some cases angry with the world and themselves so they do nothing but wait on death.
Usually secondary suicide follows along with depression, ptsd, and borderline personality disorder
J is a secondary suicider and doesn’t get close to anybody.
When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
When you call your mother into the room and must nut as quick as possible
"MOM!" I called and quickly started suicide nutting
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That unseen act happening in the stall next to you, characterized by mysterious and horrible sounds and smells, groans and gasps, maybe even cursing or weeping, and usually accompanied by plopping and splashing of water, multiple toilet flushes and sighs.
I swear the dude in the stall next to me just committed anal suicide; it's like all his innards fell out through his ass and he flushed them down the toilet. The smell almost killed me.
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A male/female that’s suicidal or has suicidal thoughts but tries really hard to act out as if he/she is a happy person to cover up his/her pain.
Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.
The amount of each cryptocurrency coin/token you will need to have in a portfolio to make you want to commit suicide at some later date if you ended up losing it all before the coins/tokens moon during the upcoming bull market.
In 2010 Gary threw away his hard drive containing the keys to his suicide stack of 10,000 btc. Every time he reflects on this he want to kill himself now that in 2021 this btc would be worth half a billion dollars.
Poem written on biz from when $LINK cost $3.69 in 2019:
nulinkers follow me
latelinkers follow me
yacht party 1000 link is the entry fee
a suicide stack used to cost nothin
now it's like 4 grand
when reddit buys start dumpin
thats the game plan
i seen a forbes article yesterday
said chainlinks useless
yes bog?
publish ze fud
he sold?
do it.
goin to the moon like everyday
sit home shit post im gettin paid
every minute i made your minim wage
im a neet piss jug like lemonade
no cage for me
no wage cage for me
suck it bezos no cage for me
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