Go swimming in the river

What you do to celebrate, esp. after getting a medal in the Olympics

We're gonna go swimming in the river tonight, that's what I'm talking about! USA third place!

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Night Swimming

The act of going to a dark alley at three o' clock in the morning and putting your arm elbow-deep into a disease-ridden prostitute's orifices.

Hey, Johnny got paid today, you want to go night swimming tonight?

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Take a swim

When you drop a pill like Xanax in a drink to get high

Guy 1: ay man I got xans and a bottle of JD wanna take a swim?

Guy 2: fuck yeah!

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just keep swimming

The title of the infamous annoying song from the movie "Finding Nemo." You repeat it over and over until you piss everyone off.

"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming! What do you do? We swim, swim. Ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim..."

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adult swim airtime

1. an adult swimming pool. no shit.

2. A chunk of Cartoon network where it airs pg-MA shows. Has bad airtimes, what if some kid (under 9) can stay up as late as he wants on weekends? Hell, i'd pay to see that happen.

Little bobby- Yayzorz! lolol i can stay up till toooo!
hey? werz cartoooon netwurk?????????? wuz this!!1!11 omg! adult swim airtime blawk??!?!?! i lawv swimming poolz!

TV- Hey! look! a penis!
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Little bobby- mommaww!!! waz a peeniz??

mom- WTF WERE YOU WATCHING?

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let's go swimming

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."

Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.

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Norwegian Swimming Window

The two days a year the water temperature in Norway raises above 15 degrees Celsius, and norwegians consider it possible to go to the beach.

Ola: Hey Kari wanna go to the beach?
Kari: Nah it's June and the Norwegian Swimming Window hasn't opened yet.