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A pathetic human being who studies a ridiculous amount of time just to hardly pass a class. Electrical engineering students are known for their love of MARVEL movies and metal music or punk occasionally, spending hours making edits of their professors, having bad hair, being socially awkward and functioning on little to no sleep. Half of them are sexists. An electrical engineering student can either evolve to a decent and happy human being or continue on and become a professor themselves. As some people say, one dies a hero or lives long enough to become the villain
Person A: Why is this guy hugging his laptop and crying?
Person B: Oh, he must be an electrical engineering student
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A college student who lacks disposable income because he does not have a job, yet his parents pay for his tuition, his food, his rent, and really everything under the sun. The Starving College Student typically spends the stipend his parents give him on alcohol and/or drugs. The stereotype is that this student must resort to eating Top Ramen to survive, which may be true, but only because they spent their allowance on alcohol and drugs. These students also perform poorly in their college classes because, after all, they view higher education as a birthright and not an opportunity. These depraved individuals somehow do just enough to earn a Business Degree, having only learned "strong résumé words" at the expense of an actual education. Also referred to as the "Poor College Kid"
Grandma Beatrice: Aww Zacky honey, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow night. I know you're a starving college student who would kill for a home cooked meal.
Zack: Thanks Grandma. I have been living exclusively off of Top Ramen. I'd love to come over for some prime rib. I will head over as soon as I edit my resume and lie about having leadership experience.
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Guys. most generic people in reading. some have girlfriends but most are compsci students. Easily exploitable. you probably wont understand any of their jokes.
Do it yourself ffs (reading boys students is the word)
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A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)
The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.
A in which we recognize the great work of or students. Teacher could not teach with out students.
Every day we celebrate Student Appreciation Day, because there are no schools without students
Our vision is for Nightingale students to be joyful learners who have the intellectual depth and the courage to be critical thinkers, compassionate citizens, and agents of their own lives; in doing so, we advance equity for the betterment of all.
To achieve this mission and vision, we will educate our students’ minds and hearts by:
Infusing their lives with meaningful relationships;
Teaching them to value difference as a source of strength and means of growth;
Empowering them to question the status quo with confidence, empathy, resilience, and reason.
It’s not that hard to replace “our girls” with something along the lines of “Nightingale-Bamford Students.”
if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public...
then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.
symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.
'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'
Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.
'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'
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