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Claire Fang is your average Chinese girl. She gets good grades, she has friends, and her friends drag her down. She goes to church on Sundays, and her favorite snacks are animal crackers. Despite this, she is still unique, most commonly found eating from a toilet bowl in the run-down janitors' closet. Claire Fang also likes eating water, and her favorite animal is most likely a moose. She resembles a Harvey Nichols shopping bag containing a dress and snacks for the week that was left in the trunk of the family Jeep SUV after the soccer mom forgot to take it inside. She makes friends with the kitchen staff. Not only that, but she likes making fun of disabled people, and often she arraigns students for not giving her their pencils. she likes to chew the erasers off
Are you seriously studying after school hours?? You're such a Claire Fang 😂
Do you really have to chew that eraser, I saw you finish one a minute ago? You're such a Claire Fang
Slang name for Eau Claire or more specifically, the University of Wisconsin- Eau Claire.
"Hey bro are you coming to Bro Claire tonight to party?
-"I don't know bro I smoked too much nug and got blacked off karkov last time I came..."
"Unreal."
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Katie-Claire is the perfect name for a girl who is sweet, beautiful, and kind. A Katie-Claire is the girl who is pure sunshine. KC wears a lot of yellow but she’s the only one who can get away with it. Katie-Claire radiates happiness and confidence. She is stunningly gorgeous inside and out.
Olivia: You know who I love?
Jacey: Katie-Claire?
Olivia: For Sure
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Claire is the cutest character on the hit ABC show Lost.
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It is a marijuana smoking technique that involves several awesome, yet simple, steps. It certainly increases your "high" and drunkenness exponentially. To be performed with two participants.
1) Inhale marijuana (Do NOT exhale yet).
2) Take a hearty gulp of your beer/ shot/ alcoholic beverage.
3) Create a shottie tunnel (a.ka. just link fingers together to create a tunnel)
4) Exhale into said tunnel.
5) Inhale the exchanged smoke.
6) Exhale back into tunnel and quickly inhale again.
(If you are adventurous, take another gulp of alcohol.)
7) Exhale completely.
Person A: "Yo, dude, wanna do a Claire-Dive?"
Person B: "Why didn't I think of going Claire-Diving tonight?! HELL YEAH!!"
*Both participate in Claire-Dive*
Person A & B: "Woahhhhh, I am so perfectly stoned, satisfied, happy, and drunk right now...."
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Stephanie Claire is a unique name. I love it, and girls named Stephanie Claire are so beautiful, but they are so hard to find! You should be proud, if you are dating a Stephanie Claire, do not lose her! She will stand by your side forever and she will always smile.
Wow, that girl is definitely a Stephanie Claire! Check that body, that hair and that clean face! You gotta love her!
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The act of cleansing ones genitals after sex with a damp rag.
After last night, I only had time to Claire Danes myself.
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