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When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body
He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket
When you put your hand into the shape of the Italian finger purse and insert it into your partner's rectum and shout nonsense in Italian
My girlfriend let me give her the rusty Italian last night, she loved it.
When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.
Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic
Your basic Italian rapist is someone who lured kids down to his basement with his cum infused pasta sauce and his ejaculation infested pizza and if that doesn’t work he gets his mozzarella sticks out and bashes them across peoples heads until they are knocked unconscious. They then shove there mozzarella dildos down little kid asses so they then when he eats it out it taste like cheese
Person: Oh no watch out an Italian rapist lives in this house
When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.
Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!
A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown
When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
Ex.
(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned
The term Italian Hotdog is used to describe the process of wrapping a slice of pizza around one's penis (aka cock). This is usually to provide stimulation in a sexual manner but it also serves a warming purpose.
(Verb tense) "I just picked up some pizza from the store; I'm going to Italian Hotdog myself tonight.
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"
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