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Stink Pony

poop

That was the biggest stink pony to jump through the hoop in weeks.

by Emily Powers July 11, 2008


drunk pony

A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.

"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."

by icedsoftball January 23, 2014


Bone Pony

any poser guy can be a Bone Pony, but the term usually refers to those who use handfuls of gel in their hair, shave their balls, and/or drive any car previously seen in a movie starring Vin Diesel.

Check out that N*Sync clone over there...what a Bone Pony!

by Bombadil April 21, 2003

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G-pony

G-pony is a true gangsta and usually a member of the 6am drinking club.

Girl: damn I can't believe we stayed up playing beer pong until 6am again...
Guy: I know were some f***ing g-pony's

by pong princess June 10, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Craigslist pony

exactly what it sounds like-- person, male or female, that posts a personal ad on Craigslist to be treated like a pony.

Gabby: I answered that ad for a Craigslist pony yesterday.
Marissa: How'd it go?
Gabby: It was just some fat chick in stirrups. It was awesome!

by DavidTennantPonyRider October 19, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible

John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!

by ponyupbitch December 14, 2018

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Pony Phuck

When brony and unicorn fornicate.

What a wild pony phuck.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

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