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When a male dick slaps a girl in the mouth after blowing his load in it, causing his semen to go everywhere.
"How was Carol last night?"
"A bit annoying at first, but after i gave her the Russian Rottweiler she behaved."
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when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.
edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.
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when a dude gets oral sex from two or more chicks taking 30 second turns at his peice until he 'fires'... that chick wins... at life...
"Dogg, I took those two chicks home last night and got a russian blowjob. That brunette totally wins at life."
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1)Used as an excuse for sucking ass in games, usually by salty players in games like world of tanks and Warthunder.
2) When you drink all the vodka, say cheeks breeki constantly, and listen to the national anthem of the USSR you may achieve this power as Stalin guides you to victory from his grave sending all the infidels and fascists to the gulag.
1) Hans: *dies whilst playing against a Russian vehicle* "Fucking russian bias!"
2) Ivan: "I have achieved MAXIMUM Russian Bias!"
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When you bake a giant bluberry pie, and dress up a family of geese like stormtroopers. You then become a mormon and marry all the geese. every year on russia day, you take all the geese into the pie, and have violent sex with each of them until they pass out from exhaustion. Meanwhile, a middle-aged Mcdonald's manager sees this, and jumps into the pie with a handfull of french fries, which he sticks into the geese's asses and then feeds to them.
Purple Russian
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very orgonized mafia identified by their wrecklesness,good cars,techno music,black close,ak 45,and an unusual
amount of vodka bottles left on the crime scene.
be aware of the russian mafia
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A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.
"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg
She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.
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