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to force the shaft into the muff
Melanie is hot, my friends keep telling me I should shaft her bird.
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A very sad penis with a giant helmet and no neck. aka Mushroom tip. GNome hat or bridget the midget.
Carla; Josh is all head and no shaft.
bianca: You'd been better off getting a butt plug
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When you poop in the glovebox of sombodies car.
That fucking customer pissed me off so I gave her car the Shaft Foshizzle Special.
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form of measurement;
Comparison of shaft length and hand-size in a formula for measurement of penis size;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis shaft and the hand gripping it;
the quantitative relation between a penis and a hand;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis and a hand.
He said he's a solid 8 inches and sent you a picture? Did you use the hand to shaft ratio to determine if this is true?
If you go off of the fact that "a hand" is a form of measurement, based on the width of a grown man's hand, understood to equal 4 inches, you can use the hand to shaft ratio to determine the object size at hand.
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During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Mexican heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Mexican flag shaft.
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To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?