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Another bunch of useful idiots who believe that a government is "small" when it wastes squillions of dollars on wars but lets poor citizens croak instead of helping them with medicare.
Naive dreamers who think that capitalism is some kind of romantic exchange of goods between the farmer John Wayne and the horse breeder Gary Cooper, and the dominion of monopole corporations and banks is "socialism".
Hate-filled hyprocrites who call everyone Hitler!Hitler!Hitler! but when YOU only call them "right wing" they are screaming about "political correctness gone wild" and that they are just "concerned" citizens, looking for freedom.
Allegedly they don't want government involved with your everyday life - except when it comes to gay marriage (FORBID IT!) and all the other things that make baby Jesus cry.
Normal Person: Church and state should remain separate!
Teabaggers: You want America to become islamic!
Normal Person: No, I...
Teabagger: Why do you hate America so much?
Normal Person? What? I don't hate...
Teabagger: And why don't you think of the children!? Think of the children!
Normal Person: The children!? Gosh, what's wrong with you guys!?
Teabagger: Well, well, Herr Hitler asks what's "wrong" with us! I guess you want to put everyone in a concetration camp who asks the "wrong" questions, hm?
Normal Person: Jesus Christ, you're fucking crazy.
Teabagger: See! Everyone who asks the "wrong" questions is "crazy" and has to be put in a gulag! Come on, kid, why do you hate freedom so much? Why don't you defend the freedom of speech!?
Normal speech: I defend the freedom of speech! I defend my right to call the Tea Party a bunch of lunatic crypto-fascist hypocrites who would deserve to get crippled in one of your stupid, unnecessary wars, to live on the street afterwards and then to work as a loo attendant for 1$ a week at the millionaire's villa of one of your stupid teaparty moms, who claims to defend the little guy against the "liberal elite".
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The act of placing ones nut sack in the open mouth of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated removal and re-insertion of the sac into said individual's mouth. Thus, mimicing the act of placing a tea-bag in a cup of water.
I payed that whore 5 bone to tea-bag deez nuts!
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any tea that isn't tea, especially fruit infusions eg raspberry nettle and sukebind tea, also known as differently-oriented tea
Would you like a cup of tea? I've got monkeys' or lesbian tea.
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When you wake up to feel something that's warm, soft and fuzzy on your face and you realize that it isn't a puppy.
Jesse awoke to find a puppy on his face. Wait, that's not a puppy...
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A group of white, racist, diabetic, senior citizens dressed in garments from the late 1700s. They want to lower taxes for rich people (for some unknown fucking reason) and cut spending despite being entirely dependent on medicare and social security. This paradox clearly underscores their fundamental lack of LOGIC.
Ironically, these idiots were dead silent when President George W. Bush ran up the deficit with tax cuts and two wars. But when President Barack Obama was elected to office, the idea that a black man was spending their money made them sound the alarm.
"Get your hands of my Medicare!!"
- Actual quote from a member of the Tea Party at a Town Hall meeting.
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a mixed alcoholic cocktail. Made strong, but tastes awesome! Can get you a good buzz.
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz 1800® Tequila
1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker. Shake, strain into a small highball glass filled with ice, and serve.
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I bought a tokyo tea at the club and got a really good high from the drink. Quite tipsy.
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1) Tea bagging someone you're interested in
2) Dropping your testicles onto a person's face as a means to express romantic interest
We were in the bedroom, and I was tea mackin' to show her I care.
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