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Tea-bagged

The act of placing ones nut sack in the open mouth of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated removal and re-insertion of the sac into said individual's mouth. Thus, mimicing the act of placing a tea-bag in a cup of water.

I payed that whore 5 bone to tea-bag deez nuts!

by croth275 November 18, 2004


lesbian tea

any tea that isn't tea, especially fruit infusions eg raspberry nettle and sukebind tea, also known as differently-oriented tea

Would you like a cup of tea? I've got monkeys' or lesbian tea.

by randomlesbian January 14, 2012


tea bag

When you wake up to feel something that's warm, soft and fuzzy on your face and you realize that it isn't a puppy.

Jesse awoke to find a puppy on his face. Wait, that's not a puppy...

by thefinpope March 17, 2005


The Tea Party

A group of white, racist, diabetic, senior citizens dressed in garments from the late 1700s. They want to lower taxes for rich people (for some unknown fucking reason) and cut spending despite being entirely dependent on medicare and social security. This paradox clearly underscores their fundamental lack of LOGIC.

Ironically, these idiots were dead silent when President George W. Bush ran up the deficit with tax cuts and two wars. But when President Barack Obama was elected to office, the idea that a black man was spending their money made them sound the alarm.

"Get your hands of my Medicare!!"

- Actual quote from a member of the Tea Party at a Town Hall meeting.

by KakashiBallZ May 25, 2011


tokyo tea

a mixed alcoholic cocktail. Made strong, but tastes awesome! Can get you a good buzz.

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz 1800® Tequila
1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker. Shake, strain into a small highball glass filled with ice, and serve.
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I bought a tokyo tea at the club and got a really good high from the drink. Quite tipsy.

by little_one June 25, 2009


Tea Mack

1) Tea bagging someone you're interested in

2) Dropping your testicles onto a person's face as a means to express romantic interest

We were in the bedroom, and I was tea mackin' to show her I care.

by ZombieBreath916 October 08, 2010


green tea

a drink made from the plant species Camellia sinensis. it is more oxidized than white tea but less than oolong tea and black tea.

green tea is a true tea. don't believe those filthy vegan hippies that try to sell you "licorice tea" or some other crap that's made from the marijuana plant.

by Phil November 06, 2006