Canadian win

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.

Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.

fortnite wins

Fortnite wins, when you get a win on fortnite a fun battle Royale game. Usually annoying 12 year olds say how many fortnite wins they have but really don’t have that many

Hey Rick! I have 69 fortnite wins

WIN

To say something is WIN is to say it is cool. Derived from the phrase ftw which is 'for the win'

Harry: "Hey man, you catch the game last night?"

Nick: "Yeah!! It was WIN!"

lesbi-win

when you are oggled/checked out by a lesbian

"OMG! Ladies, 'Female McLadyLover' just checked out my ass! Lesbi-win!"

Win Gene

A gene that one inherits, like any other that makes a person very well rounded and likely to "win" at many aspects of life. The win gene allows the carrier to pick up new things very quickly compared to the average human. Phrase originated from the song "All I Do Is Win". The win gene is separated into many categories that are displayed in the carrier. They include:
25% intelligence, 15% appearance, 15% social skills (speaking ability, attitude, etc.), 15% athleticism (strength, endurance, etc), 10% musical talent, 10% life success (well-known, wealth, clothing, car, etc.), 5% video game skills, 2% trivia knowledge, 2% leadership, and 1% sexual endurance.

-"Wow, he is awesome at everything he does, he must have the win gene!"

-"The win gene has been passed down through our family for generations. All my relatives have had successful lives!"

-"Pete Dawkins is a former Heisman Trophy winner, Rhodes Scholar, U.S. Army Brigadier General, and Republican candidate for Senate. He is also the former vice chairman of Citigroup Private Bank. He definitely has the win gene."

winning by association

One who doesn't win "X", indirectly wins "X" simply by association to your winning of "X".

Husband: "I just won 1000 dollars!"
Wife: "Sweet! A round of drinks for the bar on me!"
*Wife and bar are winning by association. 'Nuff said.*

win boner

Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.

After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.