Singing Frog

A term in the IT and equipment maintenance industries used to describe a bug or problem reported by a user which, upon inspection, has no detectable cause, is unable to be reproduced, and simply "goes away" without any specific change in the equipment's settings or work done by the person servicing the problem.

This is not a derogatory term and while these problems are annoying and time-consuming the lack of explanation does not automatically place blame on the user.

The term is based on the classic Warner Brothers short, "One Froggy Evening", in which a singing and dancing frog will only perform for the construction worker who found it.

User: "My computer keeps freezing whenever I try to open <program>, specifically, when <detailed description>"
IT Helpdesk: "OK, I'll come down and have a look."

Much Later

IT Boss: "Did you fix User's problem?"
IT Helpdesk: "I couldn't find any problem, no matter how hard I tried. Guess it was a singing frog."

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peppa the frog

peppa pig with the dang meme frog on her head

Dang peppa the frog won the meme war

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tree frog

On a humid day your nutsac sticks to your leg.

Dam I wish the heat would lighten up im tree froggin.

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hermit the frog

Someone who sits in seclusion for a period of time but is normally outgoing and social.

-"Where's Nick? He usually comes out with us."
-"He's being hermit the frog tonight in his room"

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frog in a blender

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

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stinky frog

A stinky frog is when you are doing a girl doggystyle, then you leapfrog over her and fart in her face

"you should have seen that girls face after I gave her the stinky frog!"

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jamster frog

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It's your worst nightmare...the jamster frog!

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