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Nut wine

A glass of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago...

If it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works...

Guess what a Fartini is...

At a party:
Guy "How'd you like that Nut wine, Shirley"
Shirley "It's okay... but i don't taste the nuts..."
Guy titter titter
pause, the penny drops
Shirley "EURGH! Oh my God, you put your sweaty balls in this didn't you?! ACK! You're fucking disgusting!"

by cha cha chaa September 15, 2010

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wine butt

A willingness to participate in anal sex, caused by consumption of large quantities of wine.

We finished 4 bottles of wine tonight, so I'm hoping to get wine butt if she doesn't pass out first.

My girlfriend got wine butt last night, that is why her ass is sore today.

by Ilovewinebutt December 22, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


heavener wine

When your fucking a big titted girl and make her cum into a wine glass then make her drunk mom drink it like its wine.

I went over to my friends house and their mom pissed me off so i gave her some heavener wine.

by longdong69 September 19, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


white wine

The teenage girl's kryptonite.

Stacey never paid me much attention even though I'd wanted to bang her since the 3rd grade, she was always so prim and proper. Then last Friday night I bumped into her at the bar and being a gentleman I offered her a drink.

4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.

by Mr. Cardboard October 31, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


wine bomb

An alcoholic drink, usually consisting of cheap white wine, chugged as quickly as possible for the purpose of getting drunk fast. The name "wine bomb" refers to the drink's similarity with the Jagerbomb.

A wine bomb is ordered by simply asking the bartender for a glass of wine. With the drink in hand, the "wine bombers" (as they are called) clink glasses and cheers before rapidly chugging the entire glass.

Wine bombs are typically consumed in situations where a beer-and-wine-only bar prevents taking traditional shots. They are an even more attractive option when the wine is available free of charge.

A: "That cheap asshole isn't going to have liquor at his wedding reception. How does he expect me to white boy dance without being blackout drunk?"
B: "Fuck him, we'll just take a million wine bombs. That will show him."
A: "Hell yeah! I'm gonna get bent and try and fuck a bridesmaid."
B: "Period."

"Taking wine bombs every hour on the hour last night was a bad idea. I woke up this morning still wearing my tie, with my pants around my ankles, and the fat secretary from HR next to me in bed. FML."

by texas_tiger March 9, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


mexican wine

a six pack of budweiser and a pack of dorritos

budweiser and dorritos are the only things mexicans eat

by PlayDohMan March 3, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


tap wine

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.

Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party

Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!

Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

Sexy Girl: Meow

by zizo2xo November 5, 2011

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