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crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa September 27, 2015


banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

by NiborB524 September 23, 2016


national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

by gcage June 14, 2023


Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention

Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said

by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022


stick it up your arse

An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.

You know what? You can take that job position and stick it up your arse. I'm no longer interested

by AiryGoats April 14, 2024


Up your date

When something or someone is up your arse.

It can be literally or figuratively.

If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.

"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."

by SawaDough June 5, 2022


up your blick

When you threaten to shoot another person, usually used in the hood when your about to shoot eachother. The gun in question usually is a handgun. When you "up your blick" you raise your gun against another person.

"Up your blick n****!"
"I'll up my blick, if you dont back off."
"N**** I will up my blick if you do that shi again"

by TwizzlaRizzla April 12, 2024

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