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A project management term that pushes for a goal or milestone to be completed on a certain date but key stakeholders are not made aware of this date, the deliverables, or any logical reason why this date was chosen. A Whisper Date usually sets unrealistic expectations that results in people pulling off miracle work to save the ass of the "Whisper Dater".
"Ann are you okay?"
"Chuck presented to the management team this morning and set a 'Whisper Date' of completion for THIS Tuesday without informing the Engineering Team..."
"You know what they say, 'Let it be written... let it be done..'"
"Time to pull off some miracles!"
Oh no, I just let out a crinkle whisper. I hope no one smells it.
You can smell a thug, let a thug be a thug, but when the thuggish swag starts to slip, you whisper...”your thuggish is getting sluggish!”
The thug whisperer told the thug...”Your street hustle is lame...find out who is hiring ex-felons!”
A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.
My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.
A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.
Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again
Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes
Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer
The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.
I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.