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I first heard my friend Grumpy say this one night in 1994 while a particularly skanky newswoman was reading the TV news in Lexington Kentucky.
Grumpy said "I bet she knows her way around a beef whistle".
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where you stick a bottle rocket in your butt and light it, have a buddy lit it, and then watch it whislte!
That dudes a BAMF he did a whistling bunghole
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This action happens while your having sex with a woman and she gets extremely
wet.
-While the force of your cock strokes going in and out of her pussy while the
wettness and air being pushed into it will make the pussy portray a whistleing
noise.
*This is best performed while having intense rapid paced intercourse.
We were fucking the other night and in mid-stroke i heard her pussy Jitt whistle
So we were having intense sex, i mean i was in rabbit mode. Everything was going
well, she was moaning, getting extrememly wet, then as soon as I slowed up and
went deeper her jizz went all over my sheets and on top of that she let go an intense pussy Jitt whistle.
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n. the plastic applicator portion of a tampon that is discarded after installation. (see also: Cotton Mouse)
While cleaning out the primary holding tank at the sewage treatment plant, a facility worker discovered a treasure trove of pussy whistles.
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noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man whilst he is defecating. NOTE: If the man is defecating whilst seated upon a toilet, this act is instead known as a blumpkin.
So me and my girl was out camping right? And I had to shit y'know, so I goes out into the woods, and outta nowhere my girl shows up and starts giving me a penny whistle. It was pretty rad I guess.
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what a mentally retarded person says when he farts
Joey gimps his way in to a line at walmart and farts loudly yelling BUTTHOLE WHISTLE
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