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Owen is that guy who is just cool to be around. Usually Kind Of Short, Smart, and a pretty good athlete. He gets girls and is a good boyfriend. He has a lot of friends, and will sometimes accidentally say gay things, but he isn't gay. He will lose his virginity before 15 and usually has a dick about 7-10 inches. He doesn't really care if people make fun of him, just laughs and roast them back. Pretty good at video games too. He isn't shy and talks a lot and flirts with girls easily. But every once in a while guys will get more girls than him.
Oh my gawd Lauren, Owen was so good in bed last night and it was like.. his first time
Look at this short ass nigga, hoopin with people 2 feet taller than him
Owen gets in my nerves sometimes in class because he answers all the questions
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A term used for people with long ugly nosrd who play volleyball as a hobby. Gay skinny dude that cant get girls.
Owen is gay and can't get his crush jess pearson
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A smexy rich tall boy that always wears shorts.
Owen Patch is looking very snazzy today.
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The act of fingering a females asshole while she gives you head, usually used to make her give it better
Sarah was getting a little sloppy, so I gave her a Dirty Owen
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A small rural city of slightly less than 25,000 situated at Highways 6, 21 and 26 in Southwestern Ontario. A largely impoverished community with a large abundance of drugs, violence and unemployment, particularly concentrated in the Downtown/East Bayshore areas. Anyone with the means to do so has fled to one of several 'suburban' areas of the city including Rockcliffe, Clifton Park and West Lakeshore.
'I was looking at buying a home in Owen Sound.'
'Don't do that, their homes are ridiculously overpriced and their property taxes are through the roof.'
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a pompous, arrogant, immature child who is a sad excuse for an NFL player. Currently, this wiesel's outcries have put him out for the rest of the 2005-2006 season. He has single handedly torn apart two NFL teams (49ers and Eagles). He always publicly humiliates his quarterback, his team, and the organization. He loves being the center of attention which is part of the reason he gets in toruble with his team a lot. He is also a complete idiot because he would have made $9M in the 06-07 season if he would have just kept his big mouth shut. T.O. is the absolute opposite of a team player and the dumb things he's done has definatly impacted the future of his career. Despite that he plays the wide receiver position exceptionally well, his off-the-field antics are not worth it.
T.O.: Hey Mr. Team President, give me more money ... cuz I'm the best
Pres: No, you're an idiot. You're not getting anything. Besides, you're not even the best receiver in the league.
T.O.: Oh well then i'll just go run my mouth of TV.
Pres: Go ahend. Nobody listens to you anyway Terrell Owens.
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