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Simp

noun: INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN

A male or female in a one sided non-sexual, platonic relationship. Generally excessive in giving out what's available both emotionally and physically but receives little in return.

noun: simp; plural noun: simps; adjective: simping

Example 1: Did you hear that Drew is simping for that that new girl? Just dropped half his savings to get her a new car.

Example 2: Why is he going so far? They only talk and I know she said they would never have sex.

by Oxford Languages June 30, 2021


SIMP

when a person stays on call for 24 hours for someone they met online

tueska ur a simp stab it get sum help

by goblin-deez-knots September 19, 2021


Simps

Twitch staff

Person 1: Ayo did you here about Alinity getting banned?
Person 2: yeah but she got suspended for less than a week.
Person 1: Wtf Twitch mods are a bunch of simps.

by whats 1+1 🤔 April 28, 2020


Simp

Someone who enjoys the sport of football.

My friend is a massive fucking simp.

by BeastTamer-69 October 11, 2022


Simp

A person who follows someone (typically a female) around all day being their yes man as a desire to get out of the friend zone and into their panties with little to no regard to his true friends (The Boys)

Bradley Anderson from Powell River, BC is the biggest simp on the face of the earth, ghosted the boys for some damaged pussy in hopes to get is foreskin touched.....simp.

by White Chevy August 30, 2020


simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 11, 2020


Simp

Owen Strommer the bear himself

Justin: yo where’s Owen?
Dylan: *sigh* u already know
Justin: FaceTime?
Dylan: Yep typical simp🤦 ♂️
*owen comes back*
Owen: what’s up I’m back

Justin+Dylan: SIMP SHUT UP SIMP IS THAT A SIMP I HEAR???

by thedudewhobeatsupowen June 17, 2020