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a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina
guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.
I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.
Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.
"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."
I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>
I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism
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The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.
The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.