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This law comes into play when a person uses the phrases "shouldn't we be focusing on the soliders" or "shouldn't we be focusing on the war?" when they deem a certain news item frivolous. The longer the conversation about said 'frivolous" news goes on, the more likely it is that someone will bring up soldiers or war and that others will start parroting the phrase. It's often used to shut down a conversation, after all, who can argue that the news shouldn't be focusing on the war or on soldiers? However, they person using Roddan's law is rightfully ignored.
"I can't believe that they're showing all this news about this celebrity!" cried Bob "Why don't they focus this much on our real heroes, the soldiers?"
"If you're so worried about the soldiers, why don't you donate to the veterans or volunteer to work with them?" asked Jim.
"Nah. I just wanna sit in my chair, sip my beer, and say 'oh, that's so sad' or 'man, that's a true hero!' when the news comes on. Makes me feel like a patriotic American!"
"Roddan's Law" said Jim and shook his head sadly.
Mikhail's law is when you get rejected and move on to a new woman. It is also when you get dumped you date someone new the next day. This law is not usually effect boys named Mikhail but was named because a boy named Mikhail Mawlynnong, Meghalaya who was rejected many times and was picked up by a unknown white man visiting the small town when he heard some girls talking about Mikhail.
"It must be Mikhail's law" said the friend.
"You got Mikhail's law my friend"
When a good pull in The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) happens, it is impossible for a party consisting of the same players to not wipe to Looper and/or Pantokrator in phase 1 of The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) immediately after
person 1: Dude.... I can't believe we wiped to panto after that p6 pull.
person 2: That's Jeffery's Law for you man, it has to happen
When you steal your sister/brother partner
Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law
Term given to the person that your wife/girlfriend is have an affair on you with.
Ray found out that not only was Jamaal a family friend but he actually was his man-in-law.
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"