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Incredibly unhygienic pussy and ground zero for AIDs 2.0. (NEVER TAP)
Person 1- Man that bitch's pussy was the Wuhan Wet Market.
Person 2- You are fucked my ni...
Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*
Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.
Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.
When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.
My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.
That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.
"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"
Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast
“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”
white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked
Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.