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One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole
This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.
Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.
A girl that can seek out the biggest douchbag in the room
-"Becky loves assholes"
-"ya she's a real douche hound"
A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.
Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!
The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.
Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..
A person who is being unnecessarily loud esp. when using an electronic device that could otherwise channel the noise through headphones, or be listened to in another room.
I was going to study in my dorm, but my roommates were being sound douches so I went to the library.
a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.
who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.
hey tom stop being sucha a douche mammal your mother hates you. and you friends think you an idiot