Parked

Getting absolutely railed at any given time by Parker :’)

I had no I idea I was going to get parked before work, but I hoped it happens everyday for the rest of my life.

Parked

A word to describe anything lame, played out, broken, stupid, wasted, boring, or negative.

"Saying "Gives me the ick" is parked."

"Ankle socks are parked."

"They got seriously parked at the bar last night and passed out on the toilet."

"Hooking up with randoms off Tinder is Parked"

Parked

Being beaten up so badly to the point of being knocked out.

“She wants to fight Ivory? She’ll get parked for sure.”

The bitch got parked.

Parked

Boring, Just like a car is parked and isnt moving so its boring.

I hate this class, its parked.

Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)

Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.

Parked

The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket

Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done

Parked

Getting beat up

“Your getting parked b!tch”