One who steps out the shower soaking wet, not attempting to dry off. Also leaves wet foot prints on tile or wood surfaces.
Jacob is a wet stepper. Russel dries off completely in the shower.
When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way
That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb
When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina
My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.
the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.
'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'
A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.
Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.
When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh
Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard
H.M: Do you know the wet police
Y/n: you mean lifeguard