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what most people would say in the instance of finding some one of undetermined identity deceased and lying in a field.
first kid "whoa guys look what i found"
second kid "hey poke the dead guy"
dead guy"..............."
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He is my best friend and will be forever. He makes me feel happy, special and so much more. I don’t want to life with out him anymore and when he’s not here anymore or not my best friend there is no reason left for me to life. He is literally my world and I love him so much more than anything else I can’t describe how much I love him. I was in a very dark hole and he saved me. When I lose him I will lose my world and my self
By Lina for Moritz ps i still Love you and your my guy best friend 03.11.2020
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An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen
Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"
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There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"
Searching: White guy stole my bike
Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?
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Bill Nye, Your Mom's A Guy. The sickest burn you'll ever see, bruhhhh.
Dude: Hey Dude You Suck!
Dudette: Bill Nye, your mom's a guy.
Dude: Brooo, why'd you say that?
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The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
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A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.
goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.
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