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A milky poop sack occurs when a person has consumed a generous amount of dairy; which causes a mucus membrane to surround the excreting feces. As a result of the milky poop sack, skid marks are bound to occur. To rid yourself of such excretions and embarrasing marks, limit your intake of dairy and consume more blueberries. Blueberries have been proven to reduce mucus membrane.
Paul, dont eat that yogurt for it will give you a milky poop sack and stain the bottom of my toilet and/or your underpants. Melissa tell him not to EAT it!!!!!!!
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to completely own someone; total ponage; to beat someone so bad (win not physically beat)
I will poop on your chest
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A poop that has some stringy, onion like substance, but mostly consists of cloudy brown squirts. Often burns upon exit and could also be described as fire booty.
After a long night of drinking, jeff went to a taco truck and got a burrito to try and sober up. About 20 minutes later he charged into the bathroom to cook up a nice bowl of french onion poop.
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When you jam your sweaty finger up your hoo-hoo hole, and proceed to wipe it on your victim's lip.
1. Bitch! here comes a masterful Poop Doop
Special!
2. Chris and Freddie enjoy the Poop Doop Special
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When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.
Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.
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When a guy is having anal relations with a girl and pulls out of her bumbum and has poo on his dick, then flips the chick over and uses the poo as lube for vaginal intercourse.
Every girl loves it, a lot.
"Hey man, did you earn your poo dick last night?"
"Yeah dude, and I was a Poop Luber too."
This might be the nastiest fucking thing I ever wrote....
Poop Luber
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Where the mudflaps meet the road
Ill put it between her poop cheex!
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