Poop Sandwich No Bread

The act of hitting a bowl and sucking ash into your mouth.

Haywood wanted last hit but ended up with a poop sandwich no bread.

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Petermann

When your friend tells you that his girl is "fine as fuck" and when you finally see her she is a 300lb Honduran immigrant.

I was excited to meet his girl, but when i saw her i found out that a petermann had been pulled on me.

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Fat Cock

Something that your dad does not want to be known as.

Son: Fat Cock!

Dad: Don't call me that!

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Gaywood

When a woman cannot satisfy you so you have to run into the bathroom and rub one out.

Kevin was so drunk last night he pulled a gaywood on that girl.

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tobedawg

Immediately needing an emergency circumcision after getting your foreskin caught on the bunkbed.

Last night Toby had a bad dream and pulled a tobedawg.

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wierdin

A term West Virginians use to describe the act of molestation.

"Why did your mom ground you?"

"I got grounded cuz my mama caught me wierdin my sister again."

appalacian anal intruder

During intercourse, you pull your member out and slam it into the brown eye of your partner. Term originates from hillbillies in West Virginia sneaking thier heat seeking meat muscle into thiers sister's fudge dispenser.

hey man! "why did your girlfriend break up with you?"

"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"

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