Massachusetts rules

A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.

Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.

Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go

Incest Rule

The Incest Rule, also known as Rule 999, requires you to have sex with your close relatives at any time possible.

"My cousin is coming over tomorrow."
"The Incest Rule?"
"You're dead to me."

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

Rule 156

Every men older than 15 years old must participate in the No Nut November.
Women can either choose to do nothing or to participate with or against men.
Failing in less than 2 (two) days will deceive all of your friends and family, but failing anywhere after that is ok as long as you did your best, it is not a shame and if one of your friend failed NNN

1: I failed NNN on the first day...
2: Rule 156 bro
(Here, 1 is a disgrace)

3:I failed NNN on the fifth day...
4: Rule 156, well done, hope you did your best
3: I sure did ! But temptation was too hard.
4: That's ok.
(Here, 3 did his best and lasted five days)

2👍 5👎

Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"

*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀

Cardinal rule

Also known as the Cardinal Rule of Food; mentioned in the 2005 comedy “Waiting.” The Cardinal Rule is: never fuck with the person who is handling your food. Technically it’s illegal in reality because it is food tampering, however, sometimes people who work food service wish to get revenge like this on nasty Karen’s.

(A typical dinner rush at Applebee’s)
Garrett (handing food back to the kitchen staff): “We got our first Karen of the night. She ordered her steak as well-done and apparently it’s medium-well. She just broke the Cardinal Rule.”
Jeff: “She’s definitely going to get a secret ingredient along with other extra care done to her food since she’s a complete bitch!” (Reaches into his pants and yanks out a pubic hair to hide in the broccoli, then spits into the mashed potatoes, and finishes off with shaking dandruff onto the steak)
(Garrett takes the plate back while trying not to laugh)

prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession

When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk